Short Funny Motivational Quotes For Work – Inspirational

Short Funny Motivational Quotes For Work - Inspirational

Short Funny Motivational Quotes

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.
~ Bill Gates

Short Funny Motivational
Short Funny Motivational

No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.
~ Groucho Marx

Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.
~ Leslie Nielsen

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Quotes about working hard and having fun

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
~ Peter Drucker

It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.
~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
~ Clarence Darrow

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
~ Oscar Wilde

It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
~ William Faulkner

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
~ Edgar Bergen

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.
~ Zig Ziglar

The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
~ Sarah Brown

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
~ Claude McDonald

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.
~ Dennis Miller

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
~ Robert Orben

Delegate your work. Stop spending dollar time on penny jobs.
~ Mary Kay Ash

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
~ Stanley J. Randall

If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
~ Albert Einstein

Funny Motivational Quotes

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
~ Homer Simpson

There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
~ Kin Hubbard

Funny quotes about work stress
Funny quotes about work stress

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
~ Robert Frost

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
~ Al Capp

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.
~ Joey Adams

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
~ Charlie McCarthy

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
~ Niels Bohr


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